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Readers who ordered a Hollow Chocolate Orson Welles through our online store will be saddened to learn that our alert, uniformed attendant, Ray Elliott, left three entire cases of the product near our storeroom's radiator. Therefore, we cannot in good conscience fulfill these orders. If you were hoping to take shipment by Valentine's Day, we sincerely regret any inconvenience that this may cause. Your credit card will not be charged.
in other news
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have an unusually large supply of Solid Chocolate Humphrey Bogarts and Solid Chocolate Benicio Del Toros that we are offering at half the usual price. Don't hesitate to take advantage of this offer, as these items are hot.
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