Quiet in San Fran • 11 May 2008

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2 April 2004

Shaolin Soccer

Siu lam juk kau

2001, Hong Kong

director: Stephen Chow

In Shaolin Soccer, writer, director, and star Stephen Chow plays a down-on-his-luck kung fu master who wishes people would make martial arts a bigger part of their daily lives. For example, it could be used to park cars or to avoid slipping on a banana peel. But he can't manage to get the word out. He's tried singing about it, but music is too subjective. Then he hits upon a brilliant idea: he rounds up a bunch of other failed masters and places them, along with their gravity-defying skills, on a soccer field. Together they form a ragtag team of underdogs who have to use their shaolin arts to defeat the reigning champions who are also — need it be said? — evil. It's silly, and the digital effects that enhance the slapstick are primitive, but Shaolin Soccer so deliriously riffs on everything from The Bad News Bears to Jurassic Park, from super heroes to break dancing, that it's hard not to get caught up in the goofy fun. Just when you think it's going to get bogged down with plot or sentimentality, it moves on to the next joke, quick and funny throughout.

This review also appears in print in Paste Magazine #11, August/September 2004.

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Reader Comments

February 13, 2005, 12:33 AM

Hi Stephen Chow!
How are you now? We do hope you are fine and safe. Me and my friends are have watched your latest movie. The "KUNG FU HUSTLE".We are so impressed and really knock out on the action scenes! Men, that movie is so cool and we are so satisfied.May we request you if you are making another new movie, can you make a style like in the asia`s # 1 cartoon movie "DRAGON BALL Z". We do wanted you to play the role of GOCKOU in that movie.Please.. Please... include also the powers just like in your SHOULIN SOCCER and KUNG FU HUSTLE.Please.. Stephen, we hope that you will grant our request.. You were our idol in terms of action movies! Always remember we are here ready to support your upcoming films anytime! The Filipino really loves you! Take care our star! Bye! God Bless. --AJ

April 12, 2005, 11:39 PM

davis

Thanks, AJ. I'll think about it. Did you like my movie God of Cookery? I probably let it run a little long, you know, but I put some really good moves and effects into those competition cooking scenes.

Also, I usually go by "davis" when I write on this site. Please, let's keep my true identity as quiet as possible. Thanks yo.

December 22, 2007, 09:23 AM

umar faruk aliyu

How are you now? We do hope you are fine and safe. Me and my friends are have watched your latest movie. The "KUNG FU HUSTLE".We are so impressed and really knock out on the action scenes! Men, that movie is so cool and we are so satisfied.May we request you if you are making another new movie, can you make a style like another movie which ecxataly with this one

December 22, 2007, 09:54 AM

davis

Repeat myself? Never. Never!

May 14, 2008, 04:59 AM

Niranjan

I liked the shaolin movies in which is comedy film but I want to read all conversation of the film because reading conversation is impressive and easy to learn of communication for me so please send me the files of conversation of every actors and actress each other from start to end.

May 14, 2008, 07:33 AM

davis

I don't have the dialogue in electronic form, otherwise I'd surely post it / paste it right here, post haste.

May 16, 2008, 05:12 PM

davis

I asked my secretary to transcribe the English subtitles for Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle. He refused, so now I have a new secretary. Fans come first. Enjoy.

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