Errata is a web journal written by Robert Davis who has neither spent a night in a ghost town nor pulled a turnip from the earth. He doesn't even know if turnips grow in the ground. Perhaps on trees, like candy corn. Therefore, Errata is a non-commercial project.

Observation #1: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious."

Observation #2: It may be appropriate, when leaving a movie theater, to say "mysterious" at the top of your lungs. Bring your eyebrows together before you say it. Effective!

Observation #3: Same for books. Even at libraries.

There is a prize for people who correctly guess the thing about Metropolis, Nevada.

Except where the text specifically states otherwise, Errata's vagaries are indicated vaguely and its authors are indistinct in the traditional way of the Internet, except where the authors lay claim to their work. In some cases Robert Davis lays claim to work that is not his own but has been abandoned like so many ghost towns. Except where held presently, fistfuls of dirt are suspended via dispersal, or dispersed via suspension (in the air), and thus their dissolution is their transcendence, or their transcendence is their dissolution. And yet our eyes tear, and our vision is impaired, demonstrating for the umpteenth time that one entity's gain is another's fit of sneezes. Except where indicated, storms shall outlive the clay upon which they rain, unless storms are improperly delimited by their clouds, which dissolve, rather than by their inevitable return. Thus the clay loses, unless the clay is said to own the storm, to use it to make itself heavy, to make itself cling to white garments, refuse dispersal, cake upon the facades of abandoned buildings, and sit like Man [sic] upon the earth where it is pelted by a storm that it owns. In which case the clay still loses, if you ask us.

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24 February 2004

Per-capita income for Chad mis-stated, film column cancelled

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correction

Due to an editing error in a recent article on Chad, we incorrectly stated the country's per-capita income. It's $220, not one tablespoon of oats, 3 Björk posters, a feather from a boa worn once by an American film actress, a recalled, poorly-masked DVD box set of Ingmar Bergman's greatest movies, a copy of the shooting script for Inglorious Bastards (incomplete) and a gum ball dispenser filled with coupons for mini-golf. The article also incorrectly and irrelevantly stated that Jerry Lewis directed Taxi Driver. He did not; he only had a small part as a campaign volunteer.

also

Our new film column in Seventeen, which we considered a much-needed outlet for our brand of analysis, has been cancelled after only one essay, a discussion of the shifting frame as it relates to the themes of Carl Dreyer's Ordet and Hou Hsiao-Hsien's Flowers of Shanghai. Reader response was mixed, ranging from Jennifer of Boise who wrote, "What the shizzle? P.S. Orlando Bloom is hot!" to Brittany of Joplin who wrote, "Sure Dreyer's plot hinges on a deus ex machina, that's the point, but his camera is not the eye of God, you crack smoker." Maybe she's right. Maybe they're both right.

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